If You want a Good Investment??? Listen up Big floppy !

[Dolphin]

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one
> year ago, you
> > will have $49.00 today. If you had purchased $1,000 of
> shares in AIG one
> > year ago, you will have $33.00 today. If you had
> purchased $1,000 of
> > shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have
> $0.00 today. But, if
>
> > you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago,
> drank all the beer,
> > then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund,
> you will have
> > received $214.00. Based on the above, the best current
> investment plan is
> > to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the
> 401-Keg.
> >
> > A recent study found that the average American walks
> about 900 miles a
> > year. Another study found that Americans drink, on
> average, 22 gallons of
> > alcohol a year. That means that,
> on average, Americans get about 41 miles
> > to the gallon! Makes you proud to be an American!