Stimulas. How it works.

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Stimulus (Gotta love this story)

It is a slow day in the small Minnesota town of Marshall, and the
streets are deserted. Times are tough, everybody is in debt, and
everybody is living
on credit.

A rich tourist visiting the area drives through town, stops at the
motel, lays a $100 bill on the desk and says he wants to inspect the
rooms upstairs before selecting one for the night.

1. As soon as he walks upstairs, the motel owner grabs the bill and runs
next door to pay his debt to the butcher.
2. The butcher takes the $100 and runs down the street to retire his
debt to the pig farmer.
3. The pig farmer takes the $100 and heads off to pay his bill to his
supplier, the Farmer's Co-op.
4. The guy at the Farmer's Co-op takes the $100 and runs to pay his debt
to the local prostitute, who has also been facing hard times and has had
to offer her "services" on credit.
5. The hooker rushes to the hotel and pays off her room bill with the
hotel owner.
6. The hotel proprietor then places the $100 back on the counter so the
rich traveler will not suspect anything.

At that moment the traveler comes down the stairs, states that the rooms
are not satisfactory, picks up the $100 bill and leaves town.

No one produced anything. No one earned anything. However, the whole
town is now out of debt and looks to the future with a lot more
optimism.

And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how Stimulus works.

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