The Divorced Barbie Doll
One day a father gets out of work and on his way home he
suddenly remembers that it's his daughter's birthday.
He pulls over to a Toy Shop and asks the sales person, 'How
much for one of those Barbie's in the display window?'
The salesperson answers, 'Which one do you mean, Sir?
We have: Work Out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for
$19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95,
Ballerina
Barbie for 19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for
$19.95, and
Divorced Barbie for $265.95'.
The amazed father asks: 'It's what?! Why is the Divorced Barbie
$265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed salesperson rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers:
'Sir..., Divorced Barbie comes with: Ken's Car, Ken's House,
Ken's Boat,
Ken's Furniture, Ken's Computer, one of Ken's Friends, and a key
chain made with Ken's balls.'
Divorced Barbie Doll
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