Three Californian surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in California . In my favorite case, a concert pianist lost several fingers in an accident, I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England "
The second surgeon said, "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident, I reattached them and two years later he won a gold medal in track and field events at the Olympics."
The third surgeon said, "You guys are�amateurs... Several years ago a woman was high on cocaine and marijuana and she rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the woman's hair and the horse's a$$. I was able to put them together and now she's Speaker of the House."
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Re: Countrys best surgeon
Ain't she perty? What a piece of work. I hope they get her finaly kicked out. Can you imagine her as the president. Scares the poop out of me. 
Re: Countrys best surgeon
She skeers the chit outta me!
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