CHINESE SICK LEAVE : 'I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!'
Hung Chow calls into work and says, 'Hey, I no come work today, I really sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work.'
The boss John says, 'You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today. When I feel sick like you do, I go to my wife and tell her to give me Sex. That Makes everything better and I go to work. You try that.'
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. 'I do what You say and I feel Great . I be at work soon.........You got very, very nice house'
Chinese sick leave.....
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Chinese sick leave.....
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Re: Chinese sick leave.....
Me and a co-worker was riding with the boss one day when the co-worker said, "turn left, they have a new cat house down here with more women than you can shake a stick at", our boss replyed," hell with that, I've got more at home now than I can take care of", without missing a beat the co-worker said," Well lets go to your house then, I dont give a d@mn."
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