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[Dolphin]

Newspapers Failing, Pelosi Warns of Tree Overpopulation
by Scott Ott for ScrappleFace · 23 Comments
(2009-03-17) — With Tuesday marking the end of print publication for the 146-year-old Seattle Post-Intelligencer, and with her own local newspaper facing a similar fate, House Speaker Nancy Pelosi warned that failing papers could spark catastrophic overpopulation among trees.

“The primary role of newspapers for the past 50 years or so has been to control the tree population,” said Rep. Pelosi, D-CA. “Without street editions of these papers, we’ll see unchecked multiplication of the worst sorts of pulp-producing species.”

Rep. Pelosi said she would soon introduce legislation to fund the “extraction and elimination” of saplings to prevent rampant overcrowding of global forests.

However, White House press secretary Robert Gibbs said fears of rapid forestation are over-hyped, and that President Barack Obama has a plan.

“At the rate that the Obama administration plans to produce new regulations,” said Mr. Gibbs, “we can easily absorb the projected surplus paper for at least the president’s first two terms. If the situation deteriorates, we can switch to printing money on tree fiber instead of cotton and linen. That would effectively eliminate the problem for the remaining life of our capitalist economy.”

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Not all democrats are horse thieves, but all horse thieves are democrats.

When signatures are outlawed, only outlaws will have signatures:)

[Dolphin]

Does this Woman HAVE a brain ???????

Hmmm. do I have to ask

[re3too]

Does this Woman HAVE a brain ???????

Hmmm. do I have to ask

Well yeah she does! She bounces up and down on it frequently during Obama speeches while clapping fervently! Sheesh! Pay attention! Ya must be getting OLD!

[Dolphin]

Hmmm, wellll, I guess she DID Not Swallow her GUM ???? and choke

[katie]

I think this is simply nothing more than a tactic to sway the media from the problems at hand. Who in this nation gives a big chit about too many damned trees???? We have the knowledge to take care of that quickly. I can't believe that our tax dollars pay her for this kind of bull$hit. Heck, put this into the hands of the volunteer treehuggers organization, they know how to save a forest from itself.

Nancy Pelosi =

[E_]

IF she really said that, that has to be some of the craziest stuff I have heard in a long time.

[$parechange]

DUH! That women is dumber than a box of rocks (sorry rocks) Use some of that paper to make a kite that her and several can go fly!

[KYCanuck]

WOW.... I really had to laugh at that one! I am one of the most paperless people you will find on this planet and that just makes me laugh. Over Population of Trees, that is really, really funny! What an idiot.

[DMS]

WTF $20 bucks says she rode the "little" bus to school. Some people should not breed!

[re3too]

WTF $20 bucks says she rode the "little" bus to school.

Hey, hey, hey! That's an insult to retarded citizens! They are way above her!

[Nervous Wreck]

Typical mindset of our politicians. I'd gladly take a chainsaw to her in a heartbeat!

[re3too]

I'd gladly take a chainsaw to her in a heartbeat!

Hmmmmm....flying logs! Right up E's alley!

[Nervous Wreck]

I'd gladly take a chainsaw to her in a heartbeat!

Hmmmmm....flying logs! Right up E's alley!

Now that's funny!