Dear President

[$parechange]

Dear President Obama,

Thank you for helping my neighbors with their mortgage payments. You know the one's down the street who in the good times refinanced their house several times and bought SUV's, ATV's, RV"s, a pool, a big screen, two Wave Runners and a Harley. But I was wondering, since I am paying my mortgage and theirs, could you arrange for me to borrow the Harley now and then?

Richard Ford
Queen Creek AZ

P.S. They also need help with their credit cards, when do you want me to start making those payments?
P.P.S. I almost forgot - they didn't file their income tax return this year.
Should I go ahead and file for them or will you be appointing them to cabinet posts?

[Dolphin]

Sounds FAIR and EQUAL to Me Spare !! YOU Go Down and explain that to them as You Mount HIS Harley

[$parechange]

I was thinking of just jumping on it and takin a ride, they didn't ask me if they could have my money!!!!!!

[KYCanuck]

CRAP......I never thought of that......I could just stop paying one of my mortgages and I could buy a Harley!!!!! I need a new bike! Why didn't you post this earlier!

Maybe just riding the other guys is easier!