>>>>> Indian a tall mug of coffee. The Indian drinks the coffee down in
>>>>> one gulp, turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun, causing
>>>>> parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks out.
>>>>> The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one
>>>>> hand, pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to
>>>>> the counter
>>>>> and says to The waiter "Want coffee." The waiter says "Whoa! We're
>>>>> still cleaning up your mess from yesterday. What was all that
>>>>> about, anyway?" The Indian smiles and proudly says .. "Training for
>>>>> position in United States Congress: Come in, drink
>>>>> coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean up,
>>>>> disappear for rest of day.
>>>>