For you guys drinking tonight, remember this

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

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For you guys drinking tonight, remember this

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Tom wakes up with a huge hangover after attending his company's party..

Tom is not normally a drinker, but the drinks didn't taste like alcohol at all.

He didn't even remember how he got home from the party.

As bad as he was feeling, he wondered if he did something wrong..

Tom had to force himself to open his eyes, and the first thing he sees is a

couple of aspirins next to a glass of water on the side table.

And, next to them, a single red rose!!



Tom sits up and sees his clothing in front of him, all clean and pressed.

He looks around the room and sees that it is in perfect order, spotlessly clean.

So is the rest of the house.

He takes the aspirins, cringes when he sees a huge black eye staring back

at him in the bathroom mirror.



Then he notices a



note hanging on the corner of the mirror written in red with little hearts on it and a kiss mark from his wife in lipstick: 'Honey, breakfast is on the stove, I left early to get groceries to make you your favorite dinner tonight. I love you, darling!



Love, Gloria





He stumbles to the kitchen and sure enough, there is hot breakfast, steaming hot coffee and the morning newspaper.

His 16 year old son is also at the table eating.







Tom asks, 'Son, whatavy"> happened last night?'

'Well, you came home after 3 A.M., drunk and out of your mind you fell over the coffee table and broke it, and then you puked in the hallway,



and got that black eye when you ran into the door'

Confused, he asked his son, 'So, why is everything in such perfect order and so clean?



I have a rose, and breakfast is on the table waiting for me??'

His son replies, 'Oh THAT... Mom dragged you to the bedroom, and when she



tried to take your pants off, you screamed, 'Leave me alone bitch, I'm married!!'



Broken coffee Table $239.99



Hot breakfast $4.20



Two aspirins $.38



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Luck, pure luck! #-o #-o
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Still love this one
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Don't remember that one but it's great!
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