Cops Who Care

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JLA
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Cops Who Care

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I get irritated when people come down on our police officers, saying that they don't care about or respect others. Well, here is a story that clearly shows not all cops are in that category.

This story involves the police department in the small hill country town of Kerrville, Texas who reported finding a man's body last Saturday, in the early evening, in the Pedernales River near the state highway-87 bridge.

The dead man's name would not be released until his family had been notified.

The victim apparently drowned due to excessive beer consumption while visiting "someone" in Fredericksburg.

He was wearing black fishnet stockings, 10 inch spiked heels, a red garter belt, a pink G-string, purple lipstick, dazzle dust on his eyelids, 2 1/2 inch false eyelashes and an Obama T-shirt.

The police removed the Obama T-shirt to spare his family any unnecessary embarrassment.

So there, Texas police do care
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Lol
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Oh my.... 8-|
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B-) :)) :ymapplause: =))
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=)) :ymapplause:
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=)) A caring cop for sure! B-) :ymcowboy:
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