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=)) :ymapplause: You know, I don't think there was ever a more genuine guy than Johnny Carson. Loved, loved that show. He was so honest and open with his appreciation and reactions to great comedians and entertainers alike. This made me want to go searching on youtube now. This was back in the day when they actually had to be funny because there was no swearing, etc. They had to be pretty crafty with their language and it just always cracked me up. Thanks for posting this kdfwr911!
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Here's you another one Katie.



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One more....



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=)) =)) =))
Just goes to show you, old broads ROCK! must watch to the end!
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=)) =)) That's hilarious Katie. I'll embed it here for you.


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Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Saw E humpin' a car and JP in his usual "crack" pose! :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
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Character is not what you do or say when everyone is watching you, its what you do and say when no one else is around.
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That's great!
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They would be hit with 50 friggin correctness groups now for that. Show would be cancelled etc.
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Noticing a mistake in St. Peter's roster, God calls Satan; "It seems you accidentally received some of my professionals down there: a teacher, a doctor and a farmer."

"Yeah," Satan replies. "All the more for me!"

God replies, "You better send them up here immediately."

Satan says, "No way. I'm keeping them."

God says, "Send them up here, or I'll sue the horns right off you."

Satan laughs uproariously, "Yeah, right. And just where are YOU going to get a lawyer?" :)) :))
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:-J /:)
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A large jet plane crashed on a farm in the middle of rural Kentucky. Panic stricken, the local sheriff mobilized and descended on the farm in force.

By the time they got there, the aircraft was totally destroyed with only a burned hull left smoldering in a tree line that bordered the farm. The sheriff and his men entered the smoking mess but could find no remains of anyone. They spotted the farmer plowing a field not too far away as if nothing had happened. They hurried over to the man's tractor.

"Hank," the sheriff yelled, panting and out of breath. "Did you see this terrible accident happen?"

"Yep. Sure did," the farmer mumbled unconcerned, cutting off the tractor's engine.

"Do you realize that is Air Force One, the airplane of the President of the United States?"

"Yep."

"Were there any survivors?"

"Nope. They's all kilt straight out," the farmer answered. "I done buried them all myself. Took me most of the morning.

"President Obama is dead?" the sheriff asked.

"Well," the farmer grumbled, restarting his tractor. "He kept a-saying he

wasn't...

But you know how bad that sumbitch lies."
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ROFL
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