Selling your stuff....

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Thanks re3too, I needed this laugh today! ;) :D

Well, the "system" would not let me upload the picture, but y'all get the idea...

One lazy Sunday morning, the wife & I were quiet and thoughtful sitting around the breakfast table when I said to her unexpectedly,
When I die, I want you to immediately sell all of my stuff.

Now, why would I want to do something like that, she asked?

He replied, well, I figure a woman as fine as yourself would want to remarry, and I don't want some other a$$hole using my stuff,

She looked at him intently and said:
What makes you think I would marry another a$$hole? =)) =)) =)) =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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:D :D :D
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I see no humor in this!
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Shooter711's dad would only cut 1 rick of wood at a time saying he would hate to die and some other man stay warm on his woman AND wood.
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Jeff, maybe you will find humor in this...

Hey Katie and Barb,


LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO

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OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare? :-s :-s :-ss :-ss
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Old AND senile...... =)) =)) =))
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=)) :D
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kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile...... =)) =)) =))
What is wif you and your death wish? :ymtongue:
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Jeff, maybe you will find humor in this...

Hey Katie and Barb,


LOL One was even by Katie.... LMAO

viewtopic.php?f=43&t=3066&p=24529
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=1809&p=15673


=)) =)) Hey, I was just reposting for Barb! :^o =)) :ymblushing: :p
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re3too wrote:OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare? :-s :-s :-ss :-ss


NO!!!!! =)) #-o
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katie wrote:
re3too wrote:OMG, katie! Are we turning into Spare? :-s :-s :-ss :-ss


NO!!!!! =)) #-o

YES!

:p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p :p =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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FUE! :ymtongue:
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She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.
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LMAO
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Spare Change wrote:She does get more like me everyday. She can't help it! I know you are all Jealous. I have had many years to get to this status. But you all just keep on trying.
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re3too wrote:
kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile...... =)) =)) =))
What is wif you and your death wish? :ymtongue:
This applies to friendships.

..and jokes too. LOL Must be nice for $pare to see these jokes a few months later and they are new to him again... LMAO
=)) :p :ymhug:
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E_HILLMAN wrote:
re3too wrote:
kdfwr911 wrote:Old AND senile...... =)) =)) =))
What is wif you and your death wish? :ymtongue:
This applies to friendships.

..and jokes too. LOL Must be nice for $pare to see these jokes a few months later and they are new to him again... LMAO
=)) :p :ymhug:
=)) =)) =))
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