Answer to the oil shortage

[$parechange]

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage here in our country.
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Well, there's a very simple answer.
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Nobody bothered to check the oil.
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We just didn't know we were getting low.
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The reason for that is purely geographical.
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Our OIL is located in:
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ALASKA
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California
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Coastal Florida
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Coastal Louisiana
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North Dakota
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Wyoming
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Colorado
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Kansas
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Oklahoma
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Pennsylvania
And
Texas
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Our dipsticks are located in DC

Any Questions? NO?
Didn't think So

[re3too]

Isn't there some place we could make a red mark so we know when it's gettin' low?

[Nervous Wreck]

This would also help...
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[Fall Creek]

[Jaybird]

Speaking of oil, the price of gas went up 40 cents yesterday in Northern Kentucky. Thank you oil companies for for the early Christmas present. I hope I live to see technology that sticks it to big oil. And not the tree hugger version of conservation regarding oil fields. Look where that has got us.