Surgery
A sexually active middle aged woman informed her plastic surgeon that
she wanted her vaginal lips reduced in size because, over the years
they have become loose and floppy.
Out of embarrassment, she insisted that the surgery be kept secret
and, of course, the surgeon agreed.
Awakening from the anesthesia, she found 3 roses carefully placed
beside her on the bed.
Outraged, she immediately called in the surgeon.
"I thought I specifically asked you not to tell anyone about my operation"!
The surgeon told her he had carried out her wish for confidentiality
and that the first rose was from him. "I felt so sad for you, because
you went through this all by yourself."
"The second rose is from my nurse. She assisted me in the surgery and
understood perfectly, as she had the same procedure done some time
ago."
"And what about the third rose?" she asked.
"That's from a man in the burn unit - he wanted to thank you for his new ears
surgery
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Re: surgery
Sorry ya gotta live with him! Does he have big ears?katie wrote:Oh, good lord...
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)