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Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

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Msg: Irish Fire Fighter Paddy was walking along the street during his once-in-a-lifetime visit to New York when he rounds a corner and there's a high rise building on fire. Paddy, ever the kind - hearted and resourceful Irishman, runs up to the building to see if he can help--and notices people trapped five stories up. Paddy yells to the people 'I'm Patrick Sean Michael Fitzpatrick, the Irish Rugby Union fullback! If you jump, I'll catch you!" One lady, in desperation, jumps and sure enough Paddy catches her. Then a man sees that Paddy catches the women and jumps. Sure enough, Paddy catches him also. Then a black man jumps out and crashes to the sidewalk. Paddy didn't even attempt to catch him. Paddy looks up and yells, "Don't be throwin' the burnt ones out
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Are you related to $pare?
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:-o :-o #-o
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awesome!!!!!!!!!!! :ymdevil: =)) :ymapplause:
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Are you related to $pare?
nope, maybe great minds just think alike :))
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E_HILLMAN wrote:Are you related to $pare?
I've heard the joke before but your response made me laugh the hardest =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
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LOL, This one is pretty good, probally one of Lock5's favorites... http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 188#p36188
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I wasn't offended, silly wabbit :)) :)) :))
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FasterThanYou wrote:
E_HILLMAN wrote:Are you related to $pare?
I've heard the joke before but your response made me laugh the hardest =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
:)) :)) =)) =)) =))
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