Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED

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Same Movies (WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED

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I feel rotten this morning! :ymdevil:

My wife says to me the other night
"How come we don't make love like they do in the movies?"
So I bent her over the table, slapped her on each a$$ cheek a dozen
times, grabbed her by the hair and yanked her neck back so she'd be
forced to watch me jackhammer her from behind, then flipped her over and
climaxed all over her face.

Turns out we don't watch the same movies. :D
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#-o Nervous!!!!! It's apparent many of us (male vs female) do not watch the same movies... :ymblushing: =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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"WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED"

Nice addition. I was a wonderin about this one! ;)
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katie wrote:#-o Nervous!!!!! It's apparent many of us (male vs female) do not watch the same movies... :ymblushing: =))
:D
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I figure if they open it, now it is their problem... lol
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"they if they"? Who's in the nog early! Sheesh! :D ;;) :-*
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must be you, you seeing ok today?
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FOUL, you evil Changemeister! :ymtongue:
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Nervous Wreck wrote:"WARNING RATED R DO NOT OPEN IF EASILY OFFENDED"

Nice addition. I was a wonderin about this one! ;)



LOL, evidently it slid through ok ;)
Although, E started screwing around with re3too's post and I think they forgot what the heck they were even talking about! =))
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Nervous Wreck wrote:I feel rotten this morning! :ymdevil: :D


I have a feeling this is a common occurence ;) :D
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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I feel rotten after reading this post! =)) =))
Brrrrr!

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katie wrote:
Although, E started screwing around with re3too's post and I think they forgot what the heck they were even talking about! =))
I didn't fergit! It's jist the normal hi-jack! :D
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This thread is useless without pics. =)) =)) =))
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Sheesh, slower! Don't be givin' anybody ideas! :-o :-s
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I can't read either....need pictures.
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kdfwr911 wrote:I can't read either....need pictures.
(borrowed from E's hump day pics)
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