This might have been posted before, but I like it so here it is again!
LITTLE JOHNNY STRIKES AGAIN!!
The teacher asked the class to use the word ‘fascinate' in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, 'My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.'
The teacher said, 'That was good, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate, not fascinating'.
Sally raised her hand. She said, 'My family went to see Rock City and I was 'fascinated.' The teacher said, 'Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before.
She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Johnny said, 'My aunt Gina has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight.'
The teacher sat down and cried.
Little Johnny
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Re: Little Johnny
Love your jokes Spare!!! Little Johhny ask to go pi$$. the teacher said, "Say urinate" John replied," urinate...but if your tits were bigger youd be a 9."
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Re: Little Johnny
Actually little Johnny is me!!!!! 
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But your name is Jefferina....?!?! 
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Re: Little Johnny
Holy chit, now JP is turning against me! 
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Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me!
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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Naw...just ribbing you a bit.Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me!
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jpatton wrote:Naw...just ribbing you a bit.Spare Change wrote:Holy chit, now JP is turning against me!
"The language of friendship is not words but meaning." (Henry David Thoreau)
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Re: Little Johnny
Awesome and the teacher is a 9!
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Thank you!Spare Change wrote:Awesome and the teacher is a 9!
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Re: Little Johnny
LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!