differant then what I remember

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These are a little different from what I remember....

Mary had a little pig,
She kept it fat and plastered;
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.
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Mary had a little lamb.
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.
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Jack and Jill went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.
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Simple Simon met a pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the pie man,
'What have you got there?'
Said the pie man unto Simon,
'Pies, you dumb a$$' !!
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Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.
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Hey diddle, diddle, the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.
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Georgie Porgy pudding and pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.
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There was a little girl who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead.
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront condo, and a sports car.
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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
And said "What's in the bowl, bit#$?"

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Little Miss Muffet sat on a tuffet
Eating her curds and whey.
Along came a spider who sat down beside her
And said "What's in the bowl, bit#$?"

AHH HAHAHA Andrew Dice Clay!


Litte Boy Blew






Cause he needed the money!

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Jack be nimble,
Jack be quick.
Jack no longer has a di$%!

AHH HAHAHA re3too!

[E_]

Three Blind Mice


See How they run?

Where in the phuck are they going?


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[E_]

Jack and Jill went up the hill

They each had a quarter

Jill come down with fifty cents.

They cure didn't go up for water.

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Hey diddle, diddle
The cat played E's fiddle!
And the little dog laughed
To see one so short!

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Uh I mean

[Pac22]

Bunch of idiots

[re3too]

Bunch of idiots

Awww...thanks!

[re3too]

Uh I mean