Blind cowboy

[$parechange]

An old, blind cowboy wanders into an all-girl biker bar by mistake.

He finds his way to a bar stool and orders some coffee.

After sitting there for a while, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you want to

hear a blonde joke?'

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the

woman next to him says,

'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you

are blind, that you should know five things:

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat.

2. The bouncer is a blonde girl.

3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.

4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.

5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.

'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'

The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,

'No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times.'

[E_]

ROFLMAO!

[Pac22]

[re3too]

I don't get it!

[Moby]

Good thing Mermaid is not blonde amymore.........

[$parechange]

I don't get it!

Because your to old or blonde

[The Wet Spot]

Good thing Mermaid is not blonde amymore.........

Yeah...good thing I'm not blonde anymore either!