AT THE BAR...
Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,
"Listen here good looking,
I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere,
your place, my place, in the car,
front door, back door, on the ground,
standing up, sitting down,
naked or with clothes on;
it doesn't matter to me.
I just love it!"
Eyes now wide with interest, he responds,
"No kidding.!!
I'm in Congress too!
What state are you from?"
Our congress
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Re: Our congress
Really? LMAO
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 14&p=21595
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 07&p=20388
Third time charm?
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 14&p=21595
http://lakecumberlandboaters.com/forum/ ... 07&p=20388
Third time charm?
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
Re: Our congress
Katie! Make sure ya go wif Jefferina when he votes! We don't want him makin' mistakes!
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Re: Our congress
Maybe I will vote 3 times, they let the Mexicans do it.
Re: Our congress
Si, si, Senorita Jefferina!
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Re: Our congress
¡El ensuciar parado conmigo, estoy intentando trabajar aquí!
Re: Our congress
Spare Change wrote:¡El ensuciar parado conmigo, estoy intentando trabajar aquí!
Soiling unemployed with me, I am trying to work here!
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Quit messing with me, I am trying to work here!