Dark in here.

[$parechange]

> DARK IN HERE
> > A woman takes a
> > lover home during the day while her husband is at work.
> >
> > Her 9 year old
> > son comes home unexpectedly, he sees them and hides in the > bedroom closet to watch.
> >
> > The woman's husband also comes
> > home. She puts her lover in the closet, not realizing that the > little boy is in there already.
> >
> > The little boy
> > says, 'Dark in here.'
> >
> > The man says, 'Yes, it
> > is.'
> >
> > Boy: 'I have a
> > baseball.'
> >
> > Man: 'That's
> > nice'
> >
> > Boy: 'Want to buy
> > it?'
> >
> > Man: 'No,
> > thanks.'
> >
> > Boy: 'My
> > Dad's outside.'
> >
> > Man: 'OK, how
> > much?'
> >
> > Boy: '$250'
> >
> > In the next few weeks, it happens
> > again that the boy and the lover are in the closet together.
> >
> > Boy: 'Dark in
> > here...'
> >
> > Man: 'Yes, it
> > is.'
> >
> > Boy: 'I have a baseball
> > glove.'
> >
> > The lover, remembering the last time,
> > asks the boy how much?'
> >
> > Boy: '$750'
> >
> > Man:
> > 'Sold.'
> >
> > A few days later, the Dad says to the boy,
> > 'Grab your glove, let's go out side and have a game
> > of catch.'
> >
> > The boy says, 'I can't, I
> > sold my baseball and my glove.'
> >
> > The Dad asks, 'How much did you
> > sell them for?'
> >
> > Boy: '$1,000'
> >
> > The Dad says,
> > 'That's terrible to over charge your friends like that...that is > way more than those two things cost I'm taking you to church, to > confession.'
> >
> > They go to the church and the Dad
> > makes the little boy sit in the confessional booth and closes the

> > door...
> >
> > The boy says, 'Dark in
> > here.'
> >
> > The priest says, 'Don't start
> > that $h1t again; you're in my closet
> > now.'

[DMS]

[Lock5]

Didn't see that one coming

[Nearly]

Good one.


For a moment though I thought Baby E. had already started texting. Only a Baby E. could be posting before it even took it's first breath..

[imaposer]

Excellent! First new joke I've heard/read in years I believe.

[re3too]

Excellent! First new joke I've heard/read in years I believe.

Obviously you're not Catholic!