living will

Have fun with some jokes. Just make sure they are not racist, topless, or too offensive. As you can see we are pretty liberal on what is allowed just don't get offended if you push the envelope and something gets deleted. ;-)

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Living Will



Last night, my wife and I were sitting in the living room and I said to her, "I never want to live in a vegetative state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."



She got up, unplugged the TV and then threw out my beer.



She's Such A Bitch......
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Where in the world do you find all this hilarious jokes Jeff?? I laugh out loud at work at every one I read!!!
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The Wet Spot wrote:Where in the world do you find all this hilarious jokes Jeff?? I laugh out loud at work at every one I read!!!
My guess would be the local Senior Citizen's Center where Katie enrolled him! :ymdevil: :ymdevil: :ymdevil:
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