MOVING TO MEXICO

[Nervous Wreck]

Dear President Obama :

I'm planning to move my family and extended family into

Mexico for my health, and I would like to ask you to assist me.

We're planning to simply walk across the border from the U.S. into
Mexico , and we'll need your help to make a few arrangements.

We plan to skip all the legal stuff like visas, passports, immigration
quotas and laws.

I'm sure they handle those things the same way you do here. So, would
you mind telling your buddy, President Calderon, that I'm on my way
over?

Please let him know that I will be expecting the following:

1. Free medical care for my entire family.

2. English-speaking government bureaucrats for all services I might
need, whether I use them or not.

3. Please print all Mexican government forms in English.

4. I want my grandkids to be taught Spanish by English-speaking
(bi-lingual) teachers.

5. Tell their schools they need to include classes on American culture
and history.

6. I want my grandkids to see the American flag on one of the flag poles
at their school.

7. Please plan to feed my grandkids at school for both breakfast and
lunch.

8. I will need a local Mexican driver's license so I can get easy access
to government services.

9. I do plan to get a car and drive in Mexico but I don't plan to
purchase car insurance, and I probably won't make any special effort to
learn local traffic laws.

10. In case one of the Mexican police officers does not get the memo
from their president to leave me alone, please be sure that every patrol
car has at least one English-speaking officer.

11. I plan to fly the U.S. flag from my house top, put U. S. flag decals
on my car, and have a gigantic celebration on July 4th. I do not want
any complaints or negative comments from the locals.

12. I would also like to have a nice job without paying any taxes, or
have any labor or tax laws enforced on any business I may start.

13. Please have the president tell all the Mexican people to be
extremely nice and never say critical things about me or my family, or
about the strain we might place on their economy.

14. I want to receive free food stamps.

15. Naturally, I'll expect free rent subsidies.

16. I'll need Income tax credits so although I don't pay Mexican Taxes,
I'll receive money from the government.

17. Please arrange it so that the Mexican Gov't pays $4,500 to help me
buy a new car.

18. Oh yes, I almost forgot, please enroll me free into the Mexican
Social Security program so that I'll get a monthly income in retirement.


I know this is an easy request because you already do all these things
for all his people who walk over to the U.S. from Mexico . I am sure
that President Calderon won't mind returning the favor if you ask him
nicely.

[katie]

Love it Nervous. Unfortunately, we do this for all people, Haitians, Vietnamese, etc. I think the Mexicans are such large group now and don't seem to be very thankful for the lifestyle they are provided with when they come that it is really pi$$in the American's off. I am still dumbfounded that they (mostly illegals) have the balls to protest in our streets. I cannot imagine any other country allowing that! Our gov't is literally making us support another country!

[DMS]

A friend said he was sending his wife and kids to somewhere Sally Struthers was crying about. Support a family of four for only .50 cents a day.

[Dolphin]

There are groups with Huge U S. ( YOU ) !Government and private funding waiting at ALL times to move in and protest !

US Agriculture sees it all the time concerning Animal rights activists

We have NO Idea of the people across this Country on the Payroll's of Acorn and other community watch groups sitting by waiting for a call to be bussed in, out and these people are well organized ! and well trained ! and they are on YOUR payroll

They are becoming more vicious and aggressive and IF any of YOU think THIS is YOUR country NOW ????



Just ask Obama and or Holder ??? Or any of the white house appointees !!!