How NOT to sell New Cadilacs !!!

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How NOT to sell New Cadilacs !!!

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2009 Cadillac sales down about 36 %

The MOST of every and any Luxury car sold in America ??? What the heck ???

When You have a Government that essentially OWNS GM

Can they Not Pass a Bill ??? FORCING Every American to Purchase a new GM Car ???

And With all the Talk of Promoting American's Wealth coming from Washington ?

Challenging the Corporate World to expand, Make more $$$ so they can Hire More People to Purchase these Cadillac sitting Idle in the Show Rooms ???

What the heck ????
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The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr.. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare.
I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!
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lol, That is great!
Buy American, the job you save just might be your own.
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Lock5 wrote:The Fix

There recently was an article in the St. Petersburg , Fl. Times. The Business Section asked readers for ideas on: "How Would You Fix the Economy?" I think this guy nailed it!

Dear Mr. President,

Please find below my suggestion for fixing America's economy. Instead of giving billions of dollars to companies that will squander the money on lavish parties and unearned bonuses, use the following plan.
You can call it the "Patriotic Retirement Plan":

There are about 40 million people over 50 in the work force. Pay them $1 million apiece severance for early retirement with the following stipulations:

1) They MUST retire. Forty million job openings - Unemployment fixed.

2) They MUST buy a new AMERICAN Car. Forty million cars ordered - Auto Industry fixed.

3) They MUST either buy a house or pay off their mortgage - Housing Crisis fixed.

It can't get any easier than that!!

P.S. If more money is needed, have all members in Congress pay their taxes...

Mr.. President, while you're at it, make Congress retire on Social Security and Medicare.
I'll bet both programs would be fixed pronto!

Hey, I want my million also. I may not work but I sure could add to the economy by spending it. :ymparty: :ymdevil: :ymparty:
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Jay, You have the right Idea !!!

Hope to see you and Your Family soon on the Dock :ymhug:
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Gee, it will probably 3 maybe 4 weeks til we can get back down to the boat. Have to check out what sunny Florida has to offer B-) and Easter O:-) of course.
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Best thing I've read in quite a while. :ymapplause:
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This would make the problem waaaayyyy to simple - then you would have literally thousands of politicians and their "teams" out of work and on the unemployment line!!!!!! (where they should be!)

Heck, give me a million to retire, I would sweep streets, pick up trash, do all of those jobs we pay dearly for.... I would even check up on them millions of people getting aid to make sure the youngins are really eating.... :ymapplause:
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Unimployed Polititians ???? A real Plus for Society I would Say !!!

How many of you have had a boss that Had nothing ? In all reality to do ???

So they come up with all these disastrous , time consuming ? $$$ wasting Unproductive programs just to Look good for their Boss ? That had nothing to do but keep Your boss busy to !!!! On and Onnnnn and Onnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn Yuck

I say Vote Them all out and show These Lifers in congress and senate seats what term limits are ???? 1 Term :)
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