What Causes Most Auto Accidents?

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What Causes Most Auto Accidents?

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lol :-o =))




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From: Katie Sent: Wednesday, December 30, 2009 11:02 AM
To: E_HILLMAN
Subject: FW: What Causes Most Auto Accidents?



LOL, I thought of you today! Good argument for the “cell phone” issue :)








What Causes Most Auto Accidents?



NOT CELLS PHONES...

OR THE RADIO...

OR THE GPS MONITOR.....

NOT TALKING...

NOT TEXTING OR WATCHING A CAR VIDEO....

OR CHANGING CD's...



THE MOST FREQUENT CAUSES OF TRAFFIC ACCIDENTS ARE:

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I'm applying for a government grant to study this problem further.

Wish me luck.

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Gosh I LOVE the internet.
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Dayummmmm E, all that junk in the trunk has caused a severe overload of the senses this morning and my crash has hard drived, or something like that. =))
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LOL!!! Well, I guess no further studies are needed! All the boys.... @-) @-) =p~ =p~
Even a broken clock is right twice a day ;)
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Lock5 wrote:Dayummmmm E, all that junk in the trunk has caused a severe overload of the senses this morning and my crash has hard drived, or something like that. =))
I know Jpatton loves that kinda trunk space in a late model... =))
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E_HILLMAN wrote:I know Jpatton loves that kinda trunk space in a late model... =))
You got that right!!! ;)
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