redneck, sheep and a dog

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A redneck, a sheep, and a dog were survivors of a terrible shipwreck.
They found themselves stranded on a desert island. After being there
awhile, they got into the habit of going to the beach every evening
to watch the sun go down.

One particular evening, the sky was red with beautiful cirrus clouds,
the breeze was warm and gentle; a perfect night for romance. As they
sat there, the sheep started looking better and better to the redneck.
Soon, he leaned over to the sheep and put his arm around it. The
dog got jealous, growling fiercely until the redneck took his arm from
around the sheep. After that, the three of them continued to enjoy
the sunsets together, but there was no more cuddling.

A few weeks passed by, and lo and behold, there was another shipwreck.
The only survivor was a beautiful young woman, the most beautiful
woman the redneck had ever seen. She was in a pretty bad way when
they rescued her, and they slowly nursed her back to health.
When the young maiden was well enough, they introduced her to
their evening beach ritual. It was another beautiful evening, red sky,
cirrus clouds, a warm and gentle breeze; perfect for a night of romance.
Pretty soon, the redneck started to get "those feelings" again.
He fought them as long as he could, but he finally gave in,
cautiously leaned over to the young woman, and whispered in her ear...
"Would you mind taking the dog for a walk?"

[WaterWings]

Thanks for the laughs Spare. You got a million of em.

[E_]

I knew there had to be a twist but I suuure didn't see that coming.