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I happen to love reading quotes, contemplating them and applying them to real life thinking the way I think the "quoter" meant for them to be. If you have read a great quote, please share it with us.


"Fathom the Hypocrisy of a Government that requires every citizen to prove they are insured...
but not everyone must prove they are a citizen." Ben Stein

A government which robs Peter to pay Paul can always depend on the support of Paul.
-- George Bernard Shaw

Lifes a garden, Dig it. --Joe Dirt

You're gonna put an eye out! ~ Mom

Wise man does not play leapfrog with a unicorn..... confucious

Health nuts are going to feel foolish someday, lying around in hospitals dying of nothing. ~ Redd Foxx

A liberal is someone who feels a great debt to his fellow man, which debt he proposes to pay off with your money.
- G. Gordon Liddy

One of my faves...."You can easily judge the character of a man by how he treats those who can do nothing for him" ~James D. Miles

"If he treats your dog good, he'll make a fine husband and daddy" ~my Grandma Gribbons

"In my many years, I have come to a conclusion that one useless man is a shame, two is a law firm and three or more is a congress." - John Adams

"Opportunity knocks at the strangest times. It's not the time that counts but how you open the door" - Unknown

You're gonna go blind!! - mom

The first liar doesn't stand a chance. (from a co-worker)

Just because you do not take an interest in politics does not mean politics will not take an interest in you....Pericles (430 B.C.)

"there are no truces," Dr. Carlos Chaves re3


"Don't give the prick the satisfaction" Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway (the movie Heart Break Ridge)

"The world is a dangerous place to live - not because of the people who are evil but because of the people who don't do anything about it".
(Albert Einstein)

E_HILLMAN wrote:"there are no truces," Dr. Carlos Chaves re3


"Don't give the prick the satisfaction" Gunnery Sergeant Thomas Highway (the movie Heart Break Ridge)

You know what's comin', E.....BIOYB!

"How can someone pay less than $2000.00 in taxes for the year get back $7500.00?? Because you have kids? And you have a medical card from taxpayers?" quoted by ME to my pregnant co-worker. She is due for her c-section on Dec. 21, in which her chosen Dr. will also "fix" her previous c-section scarring....pisses me off to no end that she doesn't even have to go through labor and delivery.

No man's life, liberty, or property is safe while the legislature is in session......Mark Twain (1866)

"Bend over, your about to find out what gov't feels like"....by me!

Did you just ask RE3 to bend over?

Hillman! BIOYB 5000+ times! Sheesh!

"I'm highly offended by the mindless drivel around here!"......re3too (20011)

re3too wrote:"In my many years,

Can't believe E missed that opportunity.

I have only seen mindless drivel about 2913 +/- times!!!!

kdfwr911 wrote:

re3too wrote:"In my many years,

Can't believe E missed that opportunity.

He gits tired. He knew some other dumba$$ would pick up on it and VOILA!

If we remove the stones, a brook will lose it's song..... unknown

re3too wrote:

kdfwr911 wrote:

re3too wrote:"In my many years,

Can't believe E missed that opportunity.

He gits tired. He knew some other dumba$$ would pick up on it and VOILA!

re3too wrote:

kdfwr911 wrote:

re3too wrote:"In my many years,

Can't believe E missed that opportunity.

He gits tired. He knew some other dumba$$ would pick up on it and VOILA!

You wanna put hope in one hand and chit in the other and see which one gets full first?---compliments of GWW (and ya'll think I'm the bad one!)

Will Rogers , who died in a 1935 plane crash, was one of the
greatest political sages this country has ever known.

1. Never slap a man who's chewing tobacco.

2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.

3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman.
Neither works.

4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.

5. Always drink upstream from the herd.

6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.

7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it
and put it back into your pocket.

8. There are three kinds of men:
The ones that learn by reading.
The few who learn by observation.
The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence
and find out for themselves.

9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

10. If you're riding' ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then
to make sure it's still there.

11. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier'n puttin' it back.

12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you're full of bull, keep your mouth shut.


ABOUT GROWING OLDER...

First ~Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying
about your age and start bragging about it.

Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.

Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers.
Not me; I want people to know 'why' I look this way.
I've traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren't paved.

Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth,
think of Algebra.

Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.

Sixth ~ I don't know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.

Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging
is that it's such a nice change from being young.

Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.

Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.

Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks,
it was called witchcraft.
Today it's called golf.

And, finally ~ If you don't learn to laugh at trouble,
you won't have anything to laugh at when you're old

Never argue with an idiot - they will drag you down to their level and beat you with experience. (unknown)

that is one of my favorites Sunset Lady, But I always have trouble followin it. lol

Yep, I know what you mean...lol

E_HILLMAN wrote:that is one of my favorites Sunset Lady, But I always have trouble followin it. lol

Hard to argue wif yourself, ain't it?

My point proven... But this time I will resist... LMAO

E_HILLMAN wrote:My point proven... But this time I will resist... LMAO

This makes you the "wise man" of the day, LOL

E_HILLMAN wrote:My point proven... But this time I will resist... LMAO

My point taken! You couldn't help but acknowledge so I win!

"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society." Mark Twain

"One hundred years from now...it will not matter what my bank account was, the sort of house I lived in, or the kind of car I drove, but the world may be different because I was important in the life of a child."
Forest E. Witcraft

You can easily judge the character of a man,
By how he treats those who can do nothing for him. James D. Miles

Those who would give up essential liberty to purchase a little temporary safety, deserve neither liberty nor safety. Benjamin Franklin

One of the great mysteries in life is how the idiot who married your daughter can be the father of the smartest grandchildren in the world. (unknown)

Just came across this one. Sure fits our time!


"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their Constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." - Abraham Lincoln

Nervous Wreck wrote:Just came across this one. Sure fits our time!


"This country, with its institutions, belongs to the people who inhabit it. Whenever they shall grow weary of the existing government, they can exercise their Constitutional right of amending it or their revolutionary right to dismember it or overthrow it." - Abraham Lincoln

I would give up all of my personal belongings to have all of the country's citizens over 50 to storm D.C., wheelchairs and all!

No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling, “I have a gun! I have a gun!”

The midget fortune teller who escaped from prison was a small medium at large

Jaybird wrote:No matter how excited you are about buying your first gun, do not run around yelling, “I have a gun! I have a gun!”

Jaybird, that's the smartest quote I have ever heard!!!

"Allie told me she has the best Grandma in the world. I said she doesn't know you!" (said to me by my 7 year old granddaughter)

A truth that's told with bad intent beats all the lies you can invent. ~William Blake, "Auguries of Innocence," Poems from the Pickering Manuscript


People who are brutally honest get more satisfaction out of the brutality than out of the honesty. ~Richard J. Needham


There's one way to find out if a man is honest - ask him. If he says, "Yes," you know he is a crook. ~Groucho Marx



People say they love truth, but in reality they want to believe that which they love is true.

Robert J. Ringer




lol Can a favorite quote be a song? http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/linkinpa ... floor.html Sorry was listening to this on the way home and it brought about this post.