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A shirt for Christmas?

His new book

It's gonna cost him

With her looks and his cash, she will be fine.

Ya think she can make it on $500 mil? This don't count the allimony and child support. Poor girl!

It's the last day of school for Christmas break,the students have turned in their work & there isn't nothing to do. All the students are restless & the teacher decides to have an early dismissal. Teacher "whoever answers the questions correctly can leave early today."

Little Johnny says to himself "Good i want to get outta here!" Teacher says "Four score & seven years". Before Johnny can answer, Susie says "Abraham Lincoln" & gets to leave.

Johnny is mad, Teacher asks "Who said I have a dream"? Mary says "Martin Luther King" & gets to leave.

Johnny is madder than before. Teacher asks "Who said Ask not what your country can do, but what you can do for your country" before Johnny can open his mouth, Nancy says John F. Kennedy & gets to leave.

Johnny is boiling mad by now, when the teacher turns her back Johnny says "I wish these bitches would keep their mouths shut!" The teacher turns & says "NOW WHO SAID THAT? Johnny says "TIGER WOODS! CAN I GO NOW

When Woods made the turn at the 10th hole, the same plane had returned, pulling a sign that said, “Sex Addict? Yeah. Right. Sure. Me Too!” The same plane has also been seen today towing a banner over Augusta National that read, “We miss you Tiger! Deja Vu Showgirls.”