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This e-mail hurt and stung me a little but some of you might enjoy it.




The Texas State Police are cracking down on speeders heading into Dallas .
For the first offense, they give you 2 Dallas Cowboy tickets. If you get stopped a second time, they make you use them.


Q.What do you call 47 millionaires around a TV watching the Super Bowl?

A..The Dallas Cowboys

Q.What do the Dallas Cowboys and Billy Graham have in common?

A.They both can make 70,000 people stand up and yell "Jesus Christ".

Q.How do you keep a Dallas Cowboy out of your yard?

A.Put up a goal post.


Q.What do you call a Dallas Cowboy with a Super Bowl ring?

A.Old



Q.What's the difference between the Dallas
Cowboys and a dollar bill?

A.You can still get four quarters out of a dollar bill.


Q.How many Dallas Cowboys does it take to win a Super Bowl?

A.Nobody remembers.


Q.What do the Cowboys and a possums have in common?

A.Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!

And you make fun of Spare sending old chit???

and the difference between the cowboys and the bungles?


The cowboys will be contenders again within five years.

_____ wrote:And you make fun of Spare sending old chit???

has it been posted here before?

At least I KNOW I did not post it here before myself... Surely not. $pare will post chit that he himself posted just a week before.

FUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I post a lot and can't remember some of it. Unlike the fare weather posters who post once or twice a week. So read what I post twice and fogetaboutit!!!!

Spare Change wrote:FUE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I post a lot and can't remember some of it. Unlike the fare weather posters who post once or twice a week. So read what I post twice and fogetaboutit!!!!

PMS, Jefferina?

Nope, just felt like bitchen! LOL! I have to do it every now and then.

America's team?

I still don't forgive Jerry Jones for firing Tom Landry. One of the all time class acts of the NFL