2010 scuting report

[$parechange]

It has finally arrived...the 2010 football scouting reports. The following is currently making the rounds of Division I football coaches:


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Wayfron P. Jackson:
6' 6", 215 lbs. Wide Receiver. Hottest prospect from Texas in the last ten years. Loves rap music. Will demand a mini-cassette in his helmet. Currently holds world record for the most "you knows" during an interview (62 in one minute).
Wayfron can print his complete name.
Signed with Tennessee.
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Quinticious Jenkins:
6' 3", 220 lbs. Running Back. Set state scoring record out of Triton High School , Dunn , N.C. Also led the state in burglaries, but has only 9 convictions.

He has been clocked at 4.2 seconds in the 40 yard dash with a 19" TV under each arm.
Signed with Mississippi State .
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Roosevelt "Dude" Dansell:

6' 1", 195 lbs. Running Back. From Tyler , Texas . Has processed hair and imitates Billy Dee Williams very well.

Before he signed his letter of intent, he wanted the school to change colors to chartreuse and pink. Listed his church preference as "red brick".
Signed with the Kansas State University .
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Woodrow Lee Washington:

6' 8", 310 lbs. Tackle. From a 4th generation welfare family. At 19 he's the oldest of 21 children. Mother claims Woodrow and child Number 9 have same father.

He has a manslaughter trial pending, but feels he will be found innocent because: "The dude said somethin? bad 'bout my Momma." On his entrance form, he listed his I.Q. as 20-20.
Signed with the University of Oklahoma .
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Willie "Night Train" Smith:

6'4", 225 lbs. Quarterback. Born on an Amtrak train. Birth certificate indicates he is 27 years old. Thinks the "N" on Nebraska 's helmets stands for "Nowledge," but still meets this school's stringent entrance requirements..

Insists on wearing Number 32 jersey since it matches his score on his SAT's.
Signed with the University of Alabama .
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Tyrone "Python" Peoples:

6'10", 228 lbs. Wide Receiver. Has a pending paternity suit and two rape trials, but hopes none of his other 9 victims will file charges. Tyrone had already signed letters of intent with six other colleges, but was also willing to sign with us. Likes wild women and red Cadillacs.

Thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican Telephone Company.
Signed with University of Miami .
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AbdulHasheen Abba Ali:

6'10",305 lbs. Guard. Played high school ball under the name Sylvester Lee Jones until he discovered religion. Abdul thinks Sherlock Holmes is a housing project in Jacksonville ...

Doesn't know the meaning of the word "fear." (Doesn't know the meaning of many other words, either.)
Signed with the Florida State University

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Note:
College track coaches intend to use several of the above signees in their track programs. However, instead of using a starting gun at track meets, the NCAA has now agreed to use a burglar alarm.

[katie]

what is scuting? do you mean "scouting"?

[$parechange]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Pac22]

what is scuting? do you mean "scouting"?

You beat me to it.

Are you gonna just sit there and take that "kitchen" remark??

[Pac22]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

You know you have a good woman when you can make a joke like that and not expect a swift kick to the junk.

[E_]

You haven't seen him post since have you?

[katie]

GET BACK IN THE KITCHEN WHERE YOU BELONG!!!!!!!!!!!!

He's gotta put that kinda talk on here, it's not allowed in our house




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