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splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 3:26 pm
by $parechange
Splinters in Her Crotch

A woman from Los Angeles who was a tree hugger, a liberal Democrat,
> and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Colville , WA . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch. In considerable pain, she hurried to a local ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.
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> She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, "What took you so long?"
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> He smiled and then told her, "Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a "recreational area" so close to a waste treatment facility. I'm sorry, but due to Obama-Care they turned you down ."

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 4:04 pm
by E_

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:25 pm
by katie


=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) just think of what I used to go through when he used to drink ;)
That's why I'm nutz today... 8-}

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Fri Oct 28, 2011 5:38 pm
by re3too
katie wrote:


=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) just think of what I used to go through when he used to drink ;)
That's why I'm nutz today... 8-}
Do we have a quote of the day trophy here? :D ;;)

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 8:38 pm
by katie
YEAH, what re3too said!! We need a trophy E!! :D

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Sat Oct 29, 2011 9:01 pm
by E_
Well you know we have em!

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Sun Oct 30, 2011 11:29 pm
by katie
awwww, thanks E :ymhug: (and re3too ;) )

Re: splinters in her uh crotch

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2013 9:15 am
by E_
Katie's 2011 trophy