This is how it works
Posted: Tue Jul 26, 2011 10:50 am
Clever way to make a point
Subject: FW: Indian wants coffee
Indian Wanting Coffee:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....The Indian drinks
the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks
out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean
up,
Disappear for rest of day."
ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE
Subject: FW: Indian wants coffee
Indian Wanting Coffee:
An Indian walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one hand and
pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Sure, Chief. Coming right up."
He gets the Indian a tall mug of coffee.....The Indian drinks
the coffee down in one gulp,
turns and blasts the buffalo with the shotgun,
causing parts of the animal to splatter everywhere and then just walks
out.
The next morning the Indian returns.
He has his shotgun in one hand, pulling
Another male buffalo with the other.
He walks up to the counter and says to
The waiter:
"Want coffee."
The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto!
We're still cleaning up your mess from yesterday.
What was all that about, anyway?"
The Indian smiles and proudly says,
"Training for position in United States Congress.
Come in, drink coffee, shoot the bull, leave mess for others to clean
up,
Disappear for rest of day."
ON NOVEMBER 2 VOTE THEM ALL OUT OF OFFICE