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Can you drive a truck?

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2010 8:59 pm
by watt money
Got this in an email

WHY I'M DEPRESSED

Over five thousand years ago, Moses said to the children of Israel , "Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land."
Nearly 75 years ago,(when Welfare was introduced) Roosevelt said, "Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land."
Today, Obama has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of camels and mortgaged the Promised Land!
I was so depressed last night thinking about Health Care Plans, the economy, the wars, lost jobs, savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc . . . I called a Suicide Hotline. I had to press 1 for English. I was connected to a call center in Pakistan . I told them I was suicidal.
They got excited and asked if I could drive a truck......


I love my country
It's the Government I'm afraid of.
God Bless America

Re: Can you drive a truck?

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 10:08 am
by $parechange
True but funny! =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))

Re: Can you drive a truck?

Posted: Wed Oct 13, 2010 5:20 pm
by katie
#-o #-o =)) =))