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Worried your pension will run short?

Senior health care solution -

So you're a sick senior citizen and the government says there is no
nursing home available for you - what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun and 4 bullets. You are
allowed to shoot 4 illegal immigrants!
Of course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3
meals a day, a roof over your head, central heating, air conditioning
and all the health care you need! New teeth - no problem. Need glasses,
great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. (And your
kids can come and visit you as often as they do now).
And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just
told you that you they cannot afford for you to go into a home.
Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes
anymore.


IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?

Senior health care solution--according toMaxine



So you're a senior citizen & the government says no health-care for you, what do you do?
Our plan gives anyone 65 years or older a gun & 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators & 2 representatives.



Of Course, this means you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head, & all the health care you need! New teeth, no problem. Need glasses, great. New hip, knees, kidney, lungs, heart? All covered. And your kids can come & visit you as often as they do now).


And who will be paying for all of this? The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. Plus, because you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income taxes anymore.[/size][/color]



[size=200]IS THIS A GREAT COUNTRY OR WHAT?!![/size]