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At the bar

Posted: Mon Jun 28, 2010 12:41 pm
by $parechange
At a bar...







Having already downed a few power drinks, she turns around, faces him, looks him straight in the eye and says,



"Listen here good looking, I screw anybody, anytime, anywhere, your place, my place, in the



car, front door, back door, on the ground, standing up, sitting down, naked or with clothes on; it doesn't matter to me. I just love it!"



Eyes now wide with interest, he responds, "No kidding. I'm in Congress too. What state are you from?"