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Obama in “heaven”


When Obama died, George Washington met him at the Pearly Gates. He slapped him across the face and yelled, "How dare you try to destroy the Nation I helped conceive?"

Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You wanted to end our liberties but you failed."

James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why I allowed our government to provide for the common defense!"

Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Obama with a long cane and snarled, "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of Independence ."

The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe and 66 other early Americans unleashed their anger on the radical, socialist, leader.

As Obama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Obama wept and said, "This is not what you promised me."

The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 VIRGINIANS waiting for you in Heaven. What did you think I said? You really need to listen when someone is trying to tell you something!"

5,000 years ago Moses said "Pack up your camel, pick up your shovel, move your a$$, and
I will lead you to the promised land."

5,000 years later F.D.R. said "Lay down your shovel, sit on your a$$, light up a camel for this is the promised land."

This year Owebama will steal your shovel, kick your a$$, raise the price of camels, and
mortgage the promised land.

If you are one of the fortunate people who has anything left after paying taxes, we expect a generous contribution to this worthwhile project.