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Make sure I have this correct

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:15 pm
by $parechange
* LET ME SEE IF I GOT THIS RIGHT .*



IF YOU CROSS THE NORTH KOREAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET 12 YEARS HARD
LABOR.


IF YOU CROSS THE IRANIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU ARE DETAINED
INDEFINITELY.


IF YOU CROSS THE AFGHAN BORDER ILLEGALLY, YOU GET SHOT.


IF YOU CROSS THE SAUDI ARABIAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE JAILED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CHINESE BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU MAY NEVER BE HEARD FROM

AGAIN.


IF YOU CROSS THE VENEZUELAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE BRANDED A SPY

AND YOUR FATE WILL BE SEALED.


IF YOU CROSS THE CUBAN BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU WILL BE THROWN INTO

POLITICAL PRISON TO ROT.


IF YOU CROSS THE U.S. BORDER ILLEGALLY YOU GET :


* A JOB,

* A DRIVERS LICENSE,

* SOCIAL SECURITY CARD,

* WELFARE,

* FOOD STAMPS,

* CREDIT CARDS,

* SUBSIDIZED RENT OR A LOAN TO BUY A HOUSE,

* FREE EDUCATION,

* FREE HEALTH CARE,

* A LOBBYIST IN WASHINGTON

* BILLIONS OF DOLLARS WORTH OF PUBLIC DOCUMENTS PRINTED IN YOUR

LANGUAGE

* THE RIGHT TO CARRY YOUR COUNTRY'S FLAG WHILE YOU PROTEST THAT YOU

DON'T GET ENOUGH RESPECT


I JUST WANTED TO MAKE SURE I HAD A FIRM GRASP ON THE SITUATION...

Re: Make sure I have this correct

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 5:28 pm
by jazzgirl831
a firm grasp.......That's what I wish we had on the situation. X( real firm.

Re: Make sure I have this correct

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 7:45 pm
by E_
Now you all those people are just "undocumented" :|

Re: Make sure I have this correct

Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 9:17 pm
by re3too
E_HILLMAN wrote:Now you all those people are just "undocumented" :|
BS BS BS BS

Re: Make sure I have this correct

Posted: Tue Jan 26, 2010 6:35 pm
by onechick
Which is why they all come here and not those other countries. WE are the melting pot...right? Don't get me wrong I am all for people bettering themselves, but legally please! LEGAL...LEGAL...LEGAL!!!!!!!!
That is the difference in our ancestors and people seeking safety. DON'T be sneaky and expect me not to be pissed if I am supporting ya'll. B-)