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I get a ton of forwards, some pretty funny. So, instead of placing these types of topics into a general joke thread, as not to offend anyone....I figured I would put the "political" type over here and not start a new thread when something timely comes along...

Fellow Business Executives:

As the CFO of this business that employees 140 people, I
have resigned myself to the fact that Barrack Obama is
our next President, and that our taxes and government fees
will increase in a BIG way.

To compensate for these increases, I figure that the
Clients will have to see an increase in our fees to them of
about 8% but since we cannot increase our fees right now due
to the dismal state of our economy, we will have to lay off
six of our employees instead. This has really been eating at
me for a while, as we believe we are family here and I
didn't know how to choose who will have to go.

So, this is what I did. I strolled thru our parking lot and
found 8 Obama bumper stickers on our employees' cars and
have decided these folks will be the first to be laid off. I
can't think of a more fair way to approach this problem.
These folks wanted change; I gave it to them.

If you have a better idea, let me know.

Sincerely,

Your former boss

Time to replace your "W" sticker...

Barrack Obama, Michelle Obama and Oprah Winfrey were flying
> > on Obama's private plane. Obama looked at Oprah, chuckled and said,
> > 'You know, I could throw a $1,000 bill out of the window right now and
> > make somebody very happy.' Oprah shrugged her shoulders and replied,
> > 'I could throw ten $100 bills out of the window and make ten people
> very
> > happy. Michelle added, 'That being the case, I could throw one
> > hundred $10 bills out of the window and make a hundred people very
> > happy.' Hearing their exchange, the pilot rolled his eyes and said to
> his
> > co-pilot, 'Such big-shots back there. Heck, I could throw all three
> > of them out of the window and make 56 million people very happy.'

New Presidential Limo

I knew somebody was gonna do it, I decided not to as I already got a spanking from E. Don't want to pi$$ off the boss.

Spare Change wrote:I knew somebody was gonna do it, I decided not to as I already got a spanking from E. Don't want to pi$$ off the boss.

There's only 2 bosses you need to worry about. The man upstairs and the woman you married.

That's hillarious...........

FTY, you are correct and right now they are both giving me grief!

Spare Change wrote:I knew somebody was gonna do it, I decided not to as I already got a spanking from E. Don't want to pi$$ off the boss.

I never did any such thing, you would have liked it too much anyway.

AIR FORCE ONE

LMAO, what movie was that from? It had snoop etc.

E_HILLMAN wrote:LMAO, what movie was that from? It had snoop etc.

Soul Plane

lol, yep that sounds right...