Senior health care solution

[katie]

The Perfect Solution to Senior Health Care

While discussing the upcoming Universal Health Care Program the other day, I think we have found the solution. I am sure you have heard the ideas that if you are a senior you need to suck it up and give up the idea that you need any health care.

A new hip? Unheard of. We simply can't afford to take care of you anymore. You don't need any medications for your high
blood pressure, diabetes, heart problems, etc. Let's take care of the young people. After all, they will be ruling the world very soon.

So here is the solution. When you turn 70, you get a gun and 4 bullets. You are allowed to shoot 2 senators and 2
representatives. Of course, you will be sent to prison where you will get 3 meals a day, a roof over your head and all the health care you need! New teeth, great! Need glasses, no problem. New hip, knee, kidney, lung, heart?
Well bring it on. And who will be paying for all of this. The same government that just told you that you are too old for health care. And, since you are a prisoner, you don't have to pay any income tax.

And if we all do our part we can end up in the same prison and have one hell of a social life.

I really think we have found a Perfect Solution!

[E_]

Wow, that could work.

[re3too]

But, but, but....I don't wanna be in the same prison as Jeffie!

[Nervous Wreck]

Can I bring my boat?

[E_]

You can at least go to the lake at the prison over herrington lake... LMAO

[katie]

LOL, they could send us all to Rikers, put us in a boat with the steering locked in full left or right and we could just go round and round in circles all day!

[$parechange]

Kate and I went to KY Lake for a few days. While touring the lake we came upon a prison. It was really nice looking and was on the water. It is a view that would cost a regular person hundreds of thousands of $'s. Why didn't they build it up in the hills where no one could see it? This is unbeleivable that they would give the scum bags a view of the lake and on the lake.

[E_]

but if they don't let them use it, it would be torture... lol

[$parechange]

That is what Kate said, I said fock em, put it in the hills with just a glimpse of the water and a view of my house. I will put my house in that spot and have many parties with all the lovely ladies from the forum, drinking dancing and having a great time, now that it what you call punishment. Oh and we can take cruises around that area, and wave at the fockers as we drink a beer and enjoy the sun.

[katie]

Don't know this as fact, but I'm bettin by the age of the original building, it was up the hill a piece when it was just on the river.... I still like the view of a bunch of old suckas going round and round singin "will it go round in circles", lol then the back-up sings HELL YEA! Bloody Mary's for everybody.... oops I mean everywhere, LOL