Which side of the fence?

[Nervous Wreck]

This is straight forward country thinking...by Jeff Foxworthy

If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!

If a Republican doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Democrat doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.

If a Republican is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Democrat is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.

If a Republican is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Democrat is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.

If a Republican is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
A Democrat wonders who is going to take care of him.

If a Republican doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels..
Democrats demand that those they don't like be shut down.

If a Republican is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Democrat non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.

If a Republican decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
A Democrat demands that the rest of us pay for his.

If a Republican reads this, he'll forward it so his friends can have a good laugh.
A Democrat will delete it because he's "offended".

Well, I forwarded it.

[imaposer]

What about if a republican doesn't like abortions......

[imaposer]

If a republican doesn't like unions.....

[imaposer]

if a republican doesn't like marijuana....



I think it goes both ways......

[E_]

What if they don't like murder? Imaposer I think certain things have been the law of man all along. I used to have lighter feelings about the abortion thing until my wife miscarried and what I saw at that moment was that any abortion is nothing less than murder.

What if the unions are playing dirty and bankrupting companies?

...as for marijuana I think most don't have an issue with it but at least pick better things to compare to as most are not a fair comparison.

...good thing you can't delete Nervous post cause I think ur offended. Luckily I'm a Democrat that wasn't

[imaposer]

...good thing you can't delete Nervous post cause I think ur offended. Luckily I'm a Democrat that wasn't

Nope, not offended. Hell, I'm not even a democrat, I just think both sides are equally guilty as far as it comes to forcing their way of life on the rest of society.


Ok. A new one.

If a democrat comes across an injured, hungry person on the trail, he stops, helps, and offers him what he needs.
A republican says, I got mine and goes on.

[E_]

...but aren't republicans one of the groups that donates the most to charity?
http://blog.geoiq.com/2009/01/07/datase ... democrats/

[imaposer]

...but aren't republicans one of the groups that donates the most to charity?
http://blog.geoiq.com/2009/01/07/datase ... democrats/

Sure, charities that are ran by their friends and cohorts, who use the majority of the donations for personal enjoyment, passing on only a minimal amount to those who really need it. Charitable donations are a great tax break. Ask Mitt.

[E_]

Where is the proof on that? lol

[JLA]

November 6th can't come fast enough