don't mess with seniors

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Two businessmen in
>>>> > > > Florida were sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new
>>>> > > > store. As yet, the store wasn't ready, with only a few
>>>> > > > shelves set up.
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > One said to the other,
>>>> > > > 'I bet any minute now
>>>> > > > some senior is going to walk by, put his face to
>>>> > > the
>>>> > > > window, and ask what
>>>> > > > we're selling.'
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > No sooner were the
>>>> > > > words out of his mouth
>>>> > > > when, sure enough, a curious senior walked to the window, had
>>>> > > > a peek, and in a soft voice asked 'What are you sellin'
>>>> > > > here?'
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > One of the men replied
>>>> > > > sarcastically, 'We're
>>>> > > > selling a$$-holes.'
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Without skipping a
>>>> > > > beat, the old timer said,
>>>> > > > 'You're doing well. Only two left.
>>>> > > > '
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > >
>>>> > > > Seniors - don't
>>>> > > > mess with them..
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I think I know who those two guys might be. :)) :))
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I don't know but Spare is having ANOTHER Senior moment.. =)) =))
Look at the date on this thread
viewtopic.php?f=43&t=630 =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) :)) :)) :))
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You expect me to remember 2 months ago. :ymtongue: I can't remember what I did yesterday. :-?
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What are we talkin' about? :-o :-\
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RUT ROW! Barb is acting just like me! :D #-o =))
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Spare Change wrote:RUT ROW! Barb is acting just like me! :D #-o =))
You better rut roh! Them's fightin' words! Actin' like an ole fart like Spare! Pure BS! X( :|
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Spare Change wrote:=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
I suppose you think that counts as exercise! :ymdevil: :ymtongue:
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re3too wrote:
Spare Change wrote:=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
I suppose you think that counts as exercise! :ymdevil: :ymtongue:




LOL LOL LOL!! (oh crap, you mean it's not? ) I think it counts for women! ;)
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katie wrote:
re3too wrote:
Spare Change wrote:=)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =)) =))
I suppose you think that counts as exercise! :ymdevil: :ymtongue:




LOL LOL LOL!! (oh crap, you mean it's not? ) I think it counts for women! ;)
Well, yeah! I'm sure it does! 8-} :o)
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