lie clock
Posted: Mon Nov 03, 2008 11:58 am
Subject: FW: The Lie Clock The Lie Clock A man died and went to heaven. As he stood in front of St. Peter at the Pearly Gates, he saw a huge wall of clocks behind him. He asked, 'What are all those clocks?' St. Peter answered, 'Those are Lie-Clocks Everyone on Earth has a Lie-Clock. Every time you lie the hands on your clock will move.' 'Oh,' said the man, 'whose clock is that?' 'That's Mother Teresa's. The hands have never
moved, indicating
that she
never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.
moved, indicating
that she
never told a lie.'
'Incredible,' said the man'. And whose clock is that one?'
St. Peter responded, 'That's Abraham Lincoln's clock. The hands
have moved
twice, telling us that Abe told only two lies in his entire life.'
'Where's Obama's clock?' asked the man.
'Obama's clock is in Jesus' office.
He's using it as a ceiling fan.