NAG,NAG, NAG
Posted: Thu Apr 30, 2009 10:11 am
An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of
> execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he
> was feeling worn out and depressed.
>
>
> As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
> 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
> Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
>
> Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured
> himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub,
> pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the
> stairs.
>
>
> While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that
> her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after
> all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
>
>
> Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up
> stairs and give him the good news.
>
>
> As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband,
> bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
>
> 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
>
>
> He whirled around and screamed,
>
>
> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
> execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he
> was feeling worn out and depressed.
>
>
> As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,
> 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?
> Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.
>
> Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured
> himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub,
> pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the
> stairs.
>
>
> While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that
> her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after
> all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.
>
>
> Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up
> stairs and give him the good news.
>
>
> As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband,
> bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.
>
> 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.
>
>
> He whirled around and screamed,
>
>
> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'
