NAG,NAG, NAG

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An attorney arrived home late, after a very tough day trying to get a stay of

> execution. His last minute plea for clemency to the governor had failed and he

> was feeling worn out and depressed.

>

>

> As soon as he walked through the door at home, his wife started on him about,

> 'What time of night to be getting home is this? Where have you been?

> Dinner is cold and I'm not reheating it'. And on and on and on.

>

> Too shattered to play his usual role in this familiar ritual, he poured

> himself a shot of whiskey and headed off for a long hot soak in the bathtub,

> pursued by the predictable sarcastic remarks as he dragged himself up the

> stairs.

>

>

> While he was in the bath, the phone rang. The wife answered and was told that

> her husband's client, James Wright, had been granted a stay of execution after

> all. Wright would not be hanged tonight.

>

>

> Finally realizing what a terrible day he must have had, she decided to go up

> stairs and give him the good news.

>

>

> As she opened the bathroom door, she was greeted by the sight of her husband,

> bent over naked, drying his legs and feet.

>

> 'They're not hanging Wright tonight,' she said.

>

>

> He whirled around and screamed,

>

>

> 'FOR THE LOVE OF GOD WOMAN, DON'T YOU EVER STOP?!'

[E_]

LMAO! How did I miss this one!

[re3too]

LMAO! How did I miss this one!

Ya missed it because you are a SLACKARD!

[E_]

I wan't askin you, you mean ole phart!