E is the yellow lab
Posted: Mon Apr 27, 2009 11:42 am
I'll Hump Anything!
>
> >Three Labrador retrievers-one brown, one
> yellow and one black-were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office
> when they struck up a conversation.
>
> >The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
> The brown lab replied, "I'm a
> wetter. I wet on everything-the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was
> last night when I wet in the middle of my owner's bed."
> The black lab said, "So what is the vet
> going to do? "Gonna give me Prozac," came the
> reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for
> everything."
>
> >The black lab then turned to the yellow lab
> and asked, "Why are you here?
> The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.
> I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When
> I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
> But I went over the line last night when I dug a
> great big hole in my owner's couch."
> "So what are they going to do to
> you?" the black lab inquired.
&g
t; "Looks like Prozac for me too,"
> the dejected yellow lab said.
> >
> >The yellow lab then turned to the black lab
> and asked, "Why are you at the vet's office?"
>"I'm a humper," the black lab
> said "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
> a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.
> I want to hump everything I see.
> Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
> shower and was bending down to dry
> her toes, and I just couldn't help
> myself. I hopped on her back and started
> humping away."
> The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad
> glance and said, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"
> The black lab said, "No, I'm here
> to get my nails clipped."
>
> >Three Labrador retrievers-one brown, one
> yellow and one black-were sitting in the waiting room at the vet's office
> when they struck up a conversation.
>
> >The black lab turned to the brown and said, "So why are you here?"
> The brown lab replied, "I'm a
> wetter. I wet on everything-the sofa, the drapes, the cat, the kids. But the final straw was
> last night when I wet in the middle of my owner's bed."
> The black lab said, "So what is the vet
> going to do? "Gonna give me Prozac," came the
> reply from the brown lab. "All the vets are prescribing it. It works for
> everything."
>
> >The black lab then turned to the yellow lab
> and asked, "Why are you here?
> The yellow lab said, "I'm a digger.
> I dig under fences, dig up flowers and
> trees, I dig just for the hell of it. When
> I'm inside, I dig up the carpets.
> But I went over the line last night when I dug a
> great big hole in my owner's couch."
> "So what are they going to do to
> you?" the black lab inquired.
&g
t; "Looks like Prozac for me too,"
> the dejected yellow lab said.
> >
> >The yellow lab then turned to the black lab
> and asked, "Why are you at the vet's office?"
>"I'm a humper," the black lab
> said "I'll hump anything. I'll hump the cat,
> a pillow, the table, fire hydrants, whatever.
> I want to hump everything I see.
> Yesterday, my owner had just got out of the
> shower and was bending down to dry
> her toes, and I just couldn't help
> myself. I hopped on her back and started
> humping away."
> The yellow and brown labs exchanged a sad
> glance and said, "So, Prozac for you too, huh?"
> The black lab said, "No, I'm here
> to get my nails clipped."