Grandpa

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Grandpa

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A friend, who worked away from home all week, always made a special
>>> effort with his family on the weekends. Every Sunday morning he would
>>> take his seven year old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for
>>> some bonding time. Just he and his granddaughter.
>>> One particular Sunday however, he had a bad cold and really didn't feel
>>> like being up at all. Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said
>>> that she would take their granddaughter out.
>>> When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her
>>> grandfather. "Well, did you enjoy your ride with grandma?"
>>> "Oh yes, Grampa," the girl replied, "and do you know what? We didn't
>>> see a single dumb bastard or stupid shithead anywhere we went today!"
>>>
>>> Kinda brings a tear to your eye doesn't it?
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