Ole & the hooker
Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2009 2:20 pm
Ole & The Hooker
Ole was walking home late at night, through the
park, and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars," she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he
figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.."
So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for
a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer.
"What's going on here people?" asks the officer..
"I'm making luff to my wife," Ole
answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," Ole says , "I didn't either until you flashed
that d@mn light in her face."
Ole was walking home late at night, through the
park, and sees a woman in the shadows.
"Twenty dollars," she whispers.
He's never been with a hooker before, so he
figures, "what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.."
So they hide in the bushes and are going at it for
a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them.
It's a police officer.
"What's going on here people?" asks the officer..
"I'm making luff to my wife," Ole
answers indignantly.
"Oh, I'm sorry" says the cop. "I didn't know."
"Vell," Ole says , "I didn't either until you flashed
that d@mn light in her face."