peaches for sale
Posted: Tue Mar 31, 2009 4:53 pm
> A farmer was selling his peaches door to door. He knocked on a door and a
shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the
door.
>
> He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like
to buy some peaches?'
>
> She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as
firm as this?'
>
> He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his
eye.
>
> Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice
and pink like this?'
>
> The farmer said, 'Yes ma'am' and another tear came from the other eye.
>
> Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as
fuzzy as this?'
>
> He again said, 'Yes, ma'am', and broke down crying.
>
> She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'
>
> Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood got
> my soy beans, a tornado levelled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna
> get screwed out of my peaches.'
>
shapely 30-something woman dressed in a very sheer negligee answered the
door.
>
> He raised his basket to show her the peaches and asked, 'Would you like
to buy some peaches?'
>
> She pulled the top of the negligee to one side and asked, 'Are they as
firm as this?'
>
> He nodded his head and said, 'Yes ma'am,'' and a little tear ran from his
eye.
>
> Then she pulled the other side of her negligee off asking, 'Are they nice
and pink like this?'
>
> The farmer said, 'Yes ma'am' and another tear came from the other eye.
>
> Then she unbuttoned the bottom of her negligee and asked, 'Are they as
fuzzy as this?'
>
> He again said, 'Yes, ma'am', and broke down crying.
>
> She asked, 'Why on earth are you crying?'
>
> Drying his eyes he replied, ''The drought got my corn, the flood got
> my soy beans, a tornado levelled my barn, and now I think I'm gonna
> get screwed out of my peaches.'
>