Don't drink the water!!!
Posted: Mon Mar 30, 2009 12:24 pm
Don't Drink the Water
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows SHlT in it'.)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more..
An Amish farmer, walking through his field, notices a man kneeling down and cupping a hand to drink from the farm pond.
The Amish farmer shouts, 'Trink das wasser nicht. Die kuhen haben dahin gesheissen. (Which means: 'Don't drink the water, the cows SHlT in it'.)
The kneeling man shouts back, angrily, 'I'm a Muslim, I don't understand you. I speak Arabic and English. If you can't speak in the sacred tongue of Islam, speak to me in English.'
The Amish farmer replies, 'Use two hands, you'll get more..