Flat stomach

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> A Flat Stomach
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> A little boy walks into his parents room
> to see his mom on top of his dad bouncing up and down. The
> mom sees her son and quickly dismounts, worried about what
> her son has seen. She dresses quickly and goes to find him.
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> The son sees his mom and asks, What were
> you and Dad doing?
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> The mother replies, Well, you know your
> dad has a big tummy and sometimes I have to get on top of it
> and help flatten it.
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> Your wasting your time, said the boy.
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> Why is that the mom asked puzzled?
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> Well when you go shopping the lady next
> door comes over and gets on her knees and blows it right
> back up.
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> If you don't forward this joke in
> five minutes you will have bad sex for fifteen years.
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